Edelweiss Jesus

aka The Sound of Music Jesus
Horribly Disfigured Jesus
Crime Scene Coloring Book Jesus

seems normal.
Oh, look what the cat found Jesus.

Wait, where did the cat find an aborted fetus, Jesus?
Waltzing in the Water Jesus

Jesus, we do the weirdest things.
Coach Trophy Jesus

I finally get why Jesus wears the white robe now.